February 18th, 2011

The Spider-Man

the spider-man
When your girl is giving you head, right before you cum into her mouth, push her away. Then strike you best Spider-Man pose and cum into your hand. Next, throw the web of cum onto her face while shouting "The Spider-Man!"

February 17th, 2011

Boston Pancake

boston pancake
After shitting on your woman, apply the syrup (ie, your cum) to make a Boston Pancake

February 16th, 2011

The Rodeo

the rodeo
While doing your girl doggy style, get a good grip on her boobs just before you blow. Then whisper in her ear, “This is just how your sister likes it.” Then you gotta try to stay mounted for 10 seconds. That’s how you do The Rodeo

February 15th, 2011

Rear Admiral

rear admiral
Fun as hell to do. When doing your chick from behind (with both of you standing), make sure you don’t let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, realy drive your hips into her ass so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Rear Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and also not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

February 14th, 2011

Cleveland Steamer

cleveland steamer
Sit on your woman’s chest so she can barely breathe. Then then take a shit and slide down toward the pussy while making the noise of a Cleveland steam boat. That’s a Cleveland Steamer

February 13th, 2011


While you are taking a shit, have you woman give you a BJ. She will love the smell. That is a Blumpkin

February 11th, 2011

Rusty Fishook

rusty fishook
After fingering fucking her in the ass, curve your finger like a hook, stick it in her mouth and pull her out of bed. That’s a Rusty Fishook

February 10th, 2011

Dirty Sanchez

dirty sanchez

Start by doing the woman in the poop hole. At any given time pull out your junk and wipe a mustache on her face to make her a Dirty Sanchez

February 9th, 2011

Angry Dragon

angry dragon
While a girl is giving you a blowjob, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your dick as possible. She should proceed to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat (unless you have a teeny weeny), but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exits through her nose. The cum dripping out of both nostrils and her anger will make her look like an Angry Dragon

Nasal Probe

Nasal Probe: Placing penis against your partner’s nose and aiming your load to her nostrils.

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